by Kaye Linn » Fri May 28, 2004 12:40 pm
Oh well... I couldnt find a category for jus ANYTHING.... so i might as well jus post it in here.....
I thought this was funny... so here goes...
HAZMAT
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MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET NO.EC36C-24-36 ==================================
Element : "WOMAN"
Symbol : Wo
Discoverer : Adam
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 kg; may vary from 40-200kg
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.
Physical properties
1. Surface usually covered in painted film.
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Yields to pressure applied at correct points.
Chemical properties
1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids but activity greatly increases when saturated in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
Common uses
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.
Tests
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
Potential hazards
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be
maintained at different locations as long as they do not come in
direct contact with each other.
* WARNING *
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE
PHYSICAL, MENTAL AND FINANCIAL DAMAGE.
Hazard level: 5
Please be extremely cautious.