lol, you crack me up, jeff.
I've noticed that I always seem to go out w/ guys w/ "punk" cars. I define that as a car that isn't quite rice, but it's the driver that makes it borderline rice. You know, they think their car is the sh$t and they drive like it too.
Let's see....recently it was a mitsubishi 300gt, old model modded grand prix, older model modded camaro

Ohh..and then there was the chevy astro van ..hahah..well, actually he had an accord before that but crashed it.
Hahah..you can see why we usually didn't have more than a few dates and I was the "non-pursuer" on all of em

(barely amazing I even survived some of the driving)