So here's the update... Good news all around. All this time I thought I was just "Stock" when I actually had a mod. Not a good mod though...
Really short version: Phreak is the man!!!
Short version: I'm getting a new muffler and tip!
Long version: Phreak got the this picture:
And quickly (like an hour) responded that it wasn't a product flaw. His response (it's split into four pics so you can read it)


Who knew!? I saw that it was a bit off center but never looked at another stock muffler to see that it wasn't supposed to be tacked on. There's an inner sleeve missing on this one, meaning they even modified the part to tack it on! Lame. But Phreak really knows dem pipes!
The story ends at my dealership. I took these comments to the service/parts manager. It was a bit of a verbal chess game but he decided to order a new muffler and tip for me without admitting that they or anyone they work with would have done this to the car. The claim was that if they damaged it, they'd be covered by insurance and the parts would cost them nothing. So there'd be no reason for anyone there to have this hack job done. (sounds reasonable) At the same time he obviously believed me when I told him that the car had been only in the possesion of myself and his dealership. And I don't have welding gear. After talking to him, my guess is that it happened when they sent it to their sub-contracted shop for the paint protection. But he didn't want to entertain that thought. (in public anyway)
I guess this doesn't help the rest of you out there except as a warning to not let a muffler shop weld dissimilar metals. It basically makes a rust magnet. In this case, my tip became a sacrificial anode and I'm sure my muffler would have rusted through within the five year warrenty since the protection layer had been removed to make the weld. Lesson learned. Second lesson is that when dealing with the dealer, a friendly non-accusatory tone pays off. (and knowledge is power)
Skippy-Double-Wicked-Bad-Evil-Mega-Mad Props to Phreak and SolaraGuy for putting us in touch!!!
P.S. If anyone wants instructions on the "Rusty Tip" mod, I can put a step-by-step in the tutorial section.